where you been, momjeanz?

it’s taken a few days to get back in the swing of life at our little chateau. you know what’s worse than a hangover? a birth hangover. but unlike a real hangover, a birth hangover is worth it.

but anyway,

i’ve been feeling pretty stressed about all that I have to get done now that we’re back after being a way for what feels like an entire month. it was pretty rough around here for about a day and 1/2 and then i opened this mysterious package that had been waiting for us on the doorstep when we got back (i just forgot about it for a day)

annnnnd it made everything turn around. seriously.

thank you, dear friends! you are EXCELLENT.

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JUST LOOK AT THAT! the girl dressed as dorothy, stern look of american determination fixed on her face, eating an apple and waving the flag by our deertick poster. the only way it could get any MORE patriotic was if there was a pitchfork or something in there.

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oh and it makes for a good peek-a-boo prop as well.

thank you, again, friends. you have no idea how this turned our week around. our day turned into a park-going, bike purchasing, errand running day of excellent proportions.

“hey band, you want an olive?”

i knew there was a reason i bought that sheep coat.

it’s a conversation starter. people like it, comment on it, and touch it. and sometimes… those people are famous. ok, well this one time…monday night.

mike and i have been jonny corndawg fans since we saw him open for deer tick in bloomington, IN almost 3 years ago. so much so that mike donated to his latest kickstarter campaign and that’s how i found myself at rumba cafe to see jonny corndawg and the almond brothers on monday night.

let me just say, it was a real musical treat. i was not previously privy to the sweet sounds of robert ellis‘ music or the boot stompers of shovels and rope but both paired excellently with corndawg.

one of the many reasons i love rumba cafe is that it is small and the performers are pretty much forced to interact with their audience members. this works out well for a girl in a sheepskin coat. i think across the board musicians like fur. so…note to self…

after speaking with several members of said bands throughout the night, i just decided to go for broke. jonny had already agreed to sign a copy of the limited edition 7″ with dawes that i was picking up for michael, so while that was going on i handed my cards out like christmas presents. i simply offered that if they wanted a pancake breakfast i’d be more than happy to provide.

and they took me up on it. geek out! geek out!! geek out!!! so far we know that musicians like fur and pancakes. this is good information people.

so tuesday morning/early afternoon darla and i hosted 6 lovely gentlemen before they took off to pittsburgh. it was one of those intricate dances of gratitude where the fan is thankful for the band and the band is thankful for the fan. i think that can be lost sometimes but music is always at its best when those gratitudes are in harmony, no?

darla was in heaven i.e. hanging on legs, showing people her room and her dance moves, playing dress up. she even asked momma’s help to draw them a heart and cut it out. she colored inside of it and presented it to jonny saying “it’s for all of you to share.” i’ll never forget that pretty much the first thing she said when they came in was “hey band……you want an olive?”  she was eating olives.

i’m going to have some of these pictures printed and kept in my back pocket so that when she is a teenager and claims i am “uncool” i can whip it out and say “no, i let you dress like a flower with bands. i am a cool mom.”

these guys were wonderful guests and are very, VERY deserving of your time and attention. if they are coming through your town please go and see them (and tell them i sentcha.) I really could not express enough how much of a pleasure it was to have them in our home.

Robert Ellis, Jonny Corndawg and the Almond Brothers, thank you for cleaning your plates after you cleaned your plates.

from an adoring fan, we’ll see ya again soon. love from ohio.

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ps. check out that glow in the dark t-shirt. pretty rad piece of merch right there. that’s all you, mike wright.

concert bragging

i recently went on a concert ticket spree while planning our summer so i thought i’d share. here’s a list of upcoming shows at which i’ll be groovin’:

The Black Keys – ok, i done grooved to this one last night but if they are coming through your town on this tour then you should get your moneymaker to their show. they are better than ever, hard to believe, and i’m sure their ticket prices are only going to keep going up. if you want to see them then just go NOW.

Andrew Bird

Jonny Corndawg

We Were Promised Jetpacks

Feist

St. Vincent

Nelsonville Music Festival

The Shins

tune-yards

Destroyer

Great Lake Swimmers

Forecastle Music Festival

not too shabby for the first half of the year….

Tennis

i’m still on a sugar high from the sweetness of Alaina Moore’s vocals. Tennis is pretty much the definition of elaine tucker dancing music. there were lots of brady bunch like moves happening at Radio Radio last night.

and guess who scored a signed set list? those young kids can keep their calm, cool and collected routine. it pays off to hang around stalker style. alaina is a tiny little bird that i wanted to create a nest for in my purse. i’m pretty sure i crushed her hand when i shook it. sorry if that effects the rest of the tour, Alaina!

she also revealed the little known secret that she lived in Marion, Indiana for a while. The crowd gave her a hoosier homecoming without even knowing it.

sharon van awesome

last night, with the help of some wonderful family members who were willing to turn their one child valentine’s eve into a two child affair with a darla sleepover, i celebrated valentine’s day without my salty sailor. i stepped out to view sharon van etten at the wexner center for the last few hours of love’s day. i officially fell in love with sharon.

she’s really the most adorable thing to come along since the opening credits of little house on the prairie. you know, when that littlest one falls down the hill. but i’m talking pre-blind-mary little house. does anyone know if the storyline of mary meeting a blind boy at blind school and them falling in love, marrying and having a non-blind baby was for realsies or just a plot line for ratings? what? no one else was watching syndicated LHotP after school? you were missing out. i have two words for you: Michael Landon.

but i digress.

here this will bring us back to topic. some sharon van viewing for you.

ps. i love that the opening pic on sharon’s website is from the black cat, currently. gawd, i miss that place.

more snaps

and here are are two shots that illustrate perfectly why we chose to have our photos taken at spoonful. spoonful records is beautiful, funky, well organized and beautiful. did i already say that? i guess what i mean is that it is evident he took time to design a space that would highlight some of the more artistic design elements that go along with music. admittedly, it’s fun to dig through some bins in a dingy record shop but spoonful provides a nice alternative with being able to view the album art gallery style. many thanks to brett for letting us invade his space.

mike loves this last photo. he says if there’s one thing he can teach darla it’s how to flip through the racks at a record shop.

that’s all for now.

photos by claudia retter of aion arts

snaps

we finally paid attention to getting our christmas cards ordered. they’ll now become new year’s cards. sorry. but i’m sure none of you expected me to be on time about it anyway.

i’m excited to share some images that claudia took that didn’t make the cut. they’re all so great but, alas, alack, alapeanutbuttersandwiches, there is only so much space on a card.

but there’s la la la la lot lot lots LOTS of space on the internet.

just look at this spicy peanut contemplating how she’s gonna get one of those outta the machine and into her mouth. ooohhhh she’s got her ways.

white rabbits

this is a band that deserves more attention.

they put on an excellent show at the newport music hall here in columbus last night. hubster and i got to enjoy our second concert in as many days. oooooohhhh i just love grandparents.

but i miss our girl and i’m glad we are reuniting in only a couple hours. not before i share some music, though.

I was hearing shades of Menomena on a few songs and hubby thinks they are perfectly complimentary to The Walkmen. their percussionist Matthew Clark is one intense, rad dude. i have made an internal promise to go about more things in life with the passion he displays while hittin’ on some toms. he busted some sticks in the process.

mike and i actually met the drummer, Jamie Levinson, after pitchfork two years ago. it was a few weeks before jamie’s wedding and we were like “hey! we’re getting married too!! whooooaaaa!!!” marriage brings so many people together. i’m sure he thought we were nuts. quite right. quite right.

the important thing about the evening is i got several comments on my outfit. yes!!!!!  i think they were sincere too. people love them some olivia newton john. people love my legs in shiny pants. AAANNNDDD people also love the sheep i now wear and call a coat.

anyway, here’s a few viddies:

and my favorite song from last night because it’s about dancing and oh i was dancing:

Woods in the Woods

the last time we saw Woods it was in a park in chicago with 10,000 hipsters.

last night we saw them in the woods. with about 50 hipsters.

we were the oldest people there.

at times i felt like i was babysitting.

but i danced anyway.

and some of them made fun of my dancing.

but i didn’t care bc….

it’s easy to be free at 18.

try being free at 28. ten years later.

i already know some peers that don’t find it easy to let go and dance if they feel like dancing.

so i didn’t let it stop me. and i probably won’t in another ten years. but we’ll just have to wait and see.

but they were probably right and i probably did look pretty silly. but my legs still looked better than at least 88% of the 18 year old crowd. i’m elaine and i love to shake it.

Woods played at the Horn Gallery at Kenyon College which is about an hour north east of columbus. we drove up with our good friends and had a nice night out sans children. the music was superb. and the campus is supposedly one of the prettiest in the country. but i couldn’t confirm that since it was dark.

spoiling the christmas surprise

i had planned on keeping this a surprise but i’m way, WAY too excited about what claudia has posted so far to keep mum any longer. we’ll just consider it another sneak peek.

here’s claudia’s work on our family christmas photo session thus far. she was pretty much the bees knees. i look forward to posting more of her work and more about spoonful records at a later date.