you and i have had a …err…complicated relationship. winter is closing in and i can tell things are going to get a little more hairy between us. (pun! hair pun!)

i think what bothers me the most is you cause me to be too introspective:  do i wear you slightly wavy and all to one side in a whimsical fashion or do i wear you straight across and extremely flat to show i’m hard and edgy. do i feel hard and edgy? do i feel whimsical? how do i feel? what’s inside me? who am iiiiiiiiiiii? hmmm. if i wear you parted down the middle does that say i’m hungry for beef nachos? problem. solved.