I’m off duty for five days and off to california for reunions galore!

You’ll notice a lack of auntie anne’s pretzel in the above photo. The indianapolis airport did away with my hookup! How can an airport NOT have auntie anne’s? I am nonplussed.

In other airport news – cousin, you will appreciate – I asked the internal scan guy if he would make sure everything looks like it is working all right in there and he sternly replied “security is no joke, ma’am.” sheesh. Airport – 2 Elaine – 0.

But I’m on my way to awesome times with people I love so no matter what the score I STILL WIN. Also, I realize i was whineypants about the pretzels. white whine. Sorry.